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Loquat Rooftop

by Randy Kaplan

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"Good Morning Blues" by Leadbelly
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"Clothes Dryer" by Mike West / Laundry Camp intro. by Randy Kaplan
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Mazal Mazal 01:22
"Mazal Mazal" by Randy Kaplan Mazal, Mazal, she’s only four feet tall But she shines so bright she lights up this whole room And she laughs so loud it bounces off the moon When I first met her that fine fall, I said, here’s a girl who’s got it all Mazal, Mazal, she’s running down the hall Her smile’s so bright it’s like staring at the sun The Tooth Fairy’s got her teeth, two more than one When she’s around it feels like June She made me want to write this tune Mazal, Mazal, you’re driving me up the wall Please let me sing these lines I wrote for you I’ll write one for your little sister, too ‘Cause I know that when she gets bored Your sister chews the telephone cord Mazal, Mazal, she’s sweet but that’s not all Sometimes even she gets in a bad mood She scowls and glares and, man, that girl can brood You better take to the hills above Yeah, you’d better be careful of Mazal, Mazal, she’s only four feet tall But she shines so bright she lights up this whole room And she laughs so loud it bounces off the moon Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall She’s the girl who’s got it all, Mazal
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No Nothing 04:44
"No Nothing" by Randy Kaplan No, nothing. No, nothing I know nothing and you know nothing They know nothing and we know nothing No, nothing at all I got two pet cats at home One of them’s name is Muffin Muffin is a really, really good cat She just sits on the windowsill all day long Soaking up the sun and purring like this Pththththththth And when she licks your finger It feels like sandpaper She’s the archetypal cat But I got another cat And his name is Nothing It’s not that he doesn’t have a name It’s N-O-T-H-I-N-G Sometimes I spell it N-O-T-H-I-N Then I add an apostrophe No, nothing. No, nothing I know nothing and you know nothing They know nothing and we know nothing No, nothing at all Now as I said Muffin is very well behaved But Nothing is totally depraved The other day I came home And he was climbing halfway up my window curtain And he was reaching out with his paw And his claw was treacherously close To the Chagall lithograph I inherited from my grandma And when I saw his paw and his claw I said, No! No, nothing. No, nothing I know nothing and you know nothing They know nothing and we know nothing No, nothing at all I also got a pet monkey at home And his name is Kqxhc That’s spelled K-Q-X-H-C He was raised by ducks His mama was a duck And his papa was a duck And when it came time to raise him They said, How about Kqxhc? Now he’s come to live with me Well that’s another story entirely Suffice it to say that Kqxhc Is a very, very, very, very, very hungry monkey The other day when Kqxhc woke up He said, I want a muffin I said, What? You want to eat Muffin the cat? No way, man We got rules against things like that Kqxhc said, I didn’t mean Muffin the cat I meant like a corn muffin or a raisin bran muffin Or even a blue-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oohberry muffin I said, What do you think this is? The Muffin Store? We don’t just got muffins of all flavors Laying around for the taking So Kqxhc said, Well then what’s in the ‘fridge When we opened the refrigerator do you know what was in there? A box of baking soda left over by the previous tenant And some soy sauces and hot mustards And a bunch of duck sauces, too Well when Kqxhc saw the duck sauces He said, What’s with the duck sauce? Hey, where are my folks anyway? And I said, No, it’s got nothing to do with ducks It’s from the Chinese restaurant I keep telling them I don’t need more sauce But they don’t understand They just keep sending it to me anyway And I feel bad throwing it away I don’t want to waste food And so I keep putting it in the ‘fridge And it keeps piling up Well Kqxhc said, I’m not buying that I lost my appetite I think I’ll just have nothing I said, What?! You’re not even hungry And now you want to eat my cat Nothing? Just because he’s a bit depraved And not as well behaved as Muffin Doesn’t mean you can eat him and— Kqxhc interrupted me and said I didn’t mean Nothing the cat I meant nothing at all! No, nothing. No, nothing I know nothing and you know nothing They know nothing and we know nothing No, nothing at all
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"Charlie Brown" by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller
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"Move It On Over" by Hank Williams
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"The Fire Engine" by Randy Kaplan and Brian Schey It's big, it's red, it's metal with water It's big, it's red, it's metal with water The fire engine comes and puts out the flames The fire engine comes and puts out the flames Wherever there's a fire to be had Striped or solid, polka dot or plaid You can hear that siren-spinning sound Wherever there's a fire to be found It's big, it's red, it's metal with water It's big, it's red, it's metal with water The fire engine comes and puts out the flames The fire engine comes and puts out the flames
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"Sweetie Pie Honeycake" by Dale Kaplan
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"The Ladybug Without Spots" by Randy Kaplan I was home eating some watermelon the other day And I was spittin' out the pits into a little dish like this: Ptt. Ptt. Ptt. Ptt. Ptt. Ptt. Ptt. Ptt. By the time I was done the dish was filled to the brim with pits So I got up to throw the watermelon rind in the compost pile But something caught my attention It was a big red bug that had come to alight on my windowsill She looked like a ladybug but she had no spots She was completely devoid of polka-dots And she looked like a piece of cherry Pez And she looked like the felt on my fez And she looked like a square of cinnamon gum And she looked like a raspberry cobbler crumb And she looked like the pedal of a red, red rose And she looked like the reflector pedal of my bicyle, I suppose She looked like a toenail painted red And she looked like my sunburnt bald head Yeah, she looked just like a red ink blotch She was a ladybug without spots And she said, Yeah, yeah, what are you looking at? I know I ain't got no spots I don’t look like my family and I don’t look like my friends I've searched the earth from one end to the other Looking for spots so I can look like my sister and my brother I’m just about ready to give up I mean, why can’t I-- And all of a sudden she froze She was looking at my dish of watermelon pits And she said, Hey! I got an idea! Why don't you glue some of those seeds onto my back? Then I'll look like my family and my friends I said, Those seeds aren’t even circular They’re oblong. They look like footballs. They’ll never—- But she interrupted me there saying, They’re close enough! Glue 'em on! And so I got my glue out of the drawer And I glued some seeds onto her back And then I glued some more When I was done I looked at her and she looked at me And I held up a hand-held mirror so she could see What it was that she looked like And she looked like a freckly face And she looked like black stars in red space And she looked like a polka dot dress And she looked like she had the chicken pox, yes! And she looked like a pair of crimson dice And she looked like, well, a watermelon slice And she looked like a round checkerboard And she looked like a leopard. Oh Lord! She asked for dots and that’s what she got She was a ladybug with spots Well, the ladybug flew out my window into the rain And as she flew she looked like the caboose of a train But the glue that I used must have not been very strong Because the rain washed the spots off her back And they fell right onto my back lawn And I sang this song: Up gonna sprout a watermelon tree There'll be watermelons just for me Up gonna sprout a watermelon tree There'll be watermelons just for me, for free! So the ladybug flew away without any spots on her back But she looked like herself That’s an undeniable fact She looked like a slice of strawberry cake No, she looked more like a red pepper flake And she looked like one of those little laser dots And she looked like a cherry stem knot She looked like this cough drop in the palm of my hand No, she looked more like the flag of Japan Without spots she was no smoke, just all flame You’d never be able to spot her at a St. Louis Cardinals' game And she looked just like a single Red Hot She was a ladybug without spots She was a ladybug without spots She was a ladybug without spots
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"Boogie Woogie Washer Woman" — Traditional
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"Loquat Rooftop" by Randy Kaplan We're out on the rooftop Picking loquats off the trees Loquats are round and yellow Bigger than yellow jackets and bumble bees Cindy eats loquats and throws the pits on the ground The air is so hot and there is not a cloud around Loquats are mysterious Maybe you've seen them once or twice Loquats grow on my friend's trees He lets me eat them free he's nice Linda eats loquats And throws the pits at Gregg The pit of a loquat Bounces off the knee of his left leg We're out on the rooftop And it's a sunny day in town Our fingers are sticky and From our faces loquat juice is dripping down Loquat, loquat, loquat rooftop We eat loquats And throw the pits at Mel We throw a whole lot And so she barks 'cause she can't yell You can go buy kumquats Or you can come with me Up to the rooftop And we'll eat loquats that are free Loquat, loquat, loquat rooftop We all eat loquats And throw the pits away The air is so hot But we got it made with a loquat tree And I want to stay with the loquat tree Under the shade of a loquat tree today
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"The Sour Song" by Randy Kaplan and Gregg Rogen The sour song The sour song This is the sour song It's all ours And it's all rong It goes out of key It changes cords And rhyhthm too It goes out of key It changes cords Do you think ewe could do it better? The sour song The sour song This is the sour song It's all ours And it's all rongg
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"Go Tell Aunt Rhody" — Traditional
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"(Don't Say) Anything at All" by Randy Kaplan If you have nothing nice to say Don't say anything at all Don't say anything at all There's so much good in the worst of us And so much bad in the best of us That it doesn't behoove any of us To talk about the rest of us So if you have nothing nice to say Don't say anything at all Don't say Anything at all
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"Tomorrow" by Charles Strouse and Martin Charnin
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"Gotta Get Gone" by Randy Kaplan Goodbye Fare thee well and so long This is my last song I gotta be moving along Yeah, I gotta get going I gotta get gone You can dance all day You can dance all night You can laugh when you dance You can cry, it's alright You can dance on the grass and the dirt But don't dance in your bath You might slip and bump your head And don't dance on your bed Don't even jump on your bed Remember what happened to those five little monkeys who jumped on their bed? Well you don't want to end up like them, believe me Goodbye Fare thee well and so long This is my last song I gotta be moving along Yeah, I gotta get going Yeah, I gotta get gone

about

“LOQUAT ROOFTOP (2008), Randy’s second kids’ CD, is Kaplan at his best: Memories; images, figurative and literal; sights, sounds… flavors, textures; humor and fun” (KIDSMUSICTHATROCKS.com). Like its predecessor, Loquat Rooftop contains its share of classics, such as Charlie Brown, Move It On Over, and Tomorrow (from Annie) and original songs like No Nothing (the tale of the depraved cat “Nothing” and the hungry monkey “Kqxhc” – you’ll have to hear the song to see how his name’s pronounced!), the eponymous Loquat Rooftop, and The Ladybug Without Spots (after an ill-advised watermelon seed gluing spree a ladybug devoid of polka dots learns to accept her spotless self).

“Loquat Rooftop (is a) mixture of blues and folk-rock, laced with good humor and heart” (ZOOGLOBBLE.com) and was voted one of the Top Ten Children’s CDs of 2008 by NPR (NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO) and COOL MOM PICKS. “No Nothing” and “The Ladybug Without Spots” are among the most requested songs on SIRIUS-XM Radio’s Kids Place Live where Randy has guest-hosted The Absolutely Mindy Show (XM ch. 78) and performed several Rumpus Room concerts.

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REVIEWS of Loquat Rooftop:

"What's a loquat? It turns out that it's an Asian fruit, but it's also the subject of a song by Randy Kaplan... whose music combines rock, blues and stories."
—The New York Times

"Singer/storyteller Randy Kaplan crafts a brassy, old-timey collection with subjects from "The Fire Engine" ("It's big, it’s red / It's metal with water") to laundry camp ("Clothes Dryer"). "The Ladybug Without Spots" showcases Kaplan's bluesy storytelling. (Top 10 Children's CDs of 2008)"
—National Public Radio (NPR)

"Kaplan returns with more of the half-singing, half-storytelling style that made his first kids' CD, Five Cent Piece, such fun. His musical tales—which follow such interesting characters as a cat named Nothing and a ladybug with no spots—slip into more varied genres this time around, with elements of Spanish guitar and New Orleans–style jazz trumpets added in along the way."
—Christopher Healy / COOKIE MAGAZINE


"A singer-songwriter who bounces between New York and California, Kaplan carries his eclectic interests in roots rock, folk, blues, standards, and theater onto this CD. Listening to this recording feels like hanging out with a guy who's playing what he loves and making it completely his own, especially on classics such as country legend Hank Williams's "Move It On Over" and Annie's Broadway chesnut, "Tomorrow." Although I hesitate to do much comparing, Kaplan shares a subtly subversive playfulness in his original compositions with Peter Himmelman, as evidenced by story-songs of "The Sour Song" and "No Nothing." Then, when you get to the footstomping revelry of "Boogie Woogie Washer Woman" and the elegantly starry title tune, it's easy to conclude that this is a musician bravely taking kids to a textured world of music history and contemporary inventiveness."
—Gregory Keer / FAMILYMANONLINE.com

"Randy Kaplan is another artist taking elements of folk, blues and rock and delivering an amazing collection of songs. Loquat Rooftop, his second release for children, gets the kids up and ready with the bluesy, twangy "Good Morning Blues." "Clothes Dryer" carries you away to a lazy summer day in the Louisiana bayou, as Kaplan sings the story of how he learned how to wash his clothes. And if you’ve wondered what it would sound like if someone sang "Charlie Brown" at the Grand Ole Opry, you can hear it here. There’s even a great rendition (with kids singing along) of "Move It On Over." Stick around for the end of the disc as he offers up a slow and lovely mandolin and horn version of "Tomorrow." Loquat Rooftop wraps up very nicely with the slide guitar- and harmonica-heavy song "Gotta Get Gone." Randy Kaplan has a gift of performing songs with lyrics kids will enjoy and music their parents will really dig."
—CHATTANOOGAPARENTMAGAZINE.com

"Randy Kaplan is a very clever singer, mostly from Brooklyn though he's recently apparently hit the road and is wandering between Brooklyn, Colorado, and California. His first record, Five Cent Piece, had some very funny songs, most notably the tale of the shark who appeared in Randy's tub, demanding, "Shampoo Me," which invariably causes intense giggling in our house. Loquat Rooftop is similarly funny, with "No Nothing" (about a cat named Nothing and some other oddly-monikered critters) and "Clothes Dryer" (in which he reminisces about laundry camp), along with some cool covers (Charlie Brown, Move It On Over). The CD has some sweet moments, too, most notably with the title track evoking a summer evening in the city enjoying the Asian fruit called a loquat. The music ranges from fairly straight-up folk to something with a more bluesy vibe, but, even in those familiar genres, nobody really sounds like him."
—LITTLEROCKFAMILY.com via Bill Childs / SPARETHEROCK.com

"Some of the best music ever composed is often thought of as such because of its ability to, either with it's rich lyrical content (i.e., "Bob Dylan") or passionate instrumentation (i.e., Miles Davis), conjure up vivid images in the listener's mind. While a kiddie rock songwriter may trade visions of Johanna for those of a cinnamon gum ladybug, this same measuring stick of quality is true of music written for the single digit crowd. Much like the greats who can be referred to simply by one name (Woody, Seeger, Dylan, Cher - ha!) Randy Kaplan is a dude who knows how to use words as brushstrokes. The picturesque songs of "Loquat Rooftop" radiate warmth, thanks in large part to his uniquely familiar voice and his front porch style of music. His is the musical equivalent of comfort food. Kaplan's tunes are humorous yet sincere with characters who dance happily in your imagination. He is the John Prine of the children's music scene with lyrics as sharp as an aged cheddar, wit to spare and a delivery that's the perfect marriage of singing and speaking.
—Jeff Bogle / OUTWITHTHEKIDS.com

"It is possible that Brooklyn-based Randy Kaplan could become, if he wanted to, the next Dan Zanes, playing for the moms and dads a mixture of blues and rock that works well for both the kids and adults. But on Loquat Rooftop, his second album for kids, Kaplan continues to follow his own idiosyncratic path that...shows off both his musical and storytelling chops...Loquat Rooftop's mixture of blues and folk-rock, laced with good humor and heart, will appeal to many kids and their adults. Definitely recommended."
—S.A. Shepherd / ZOOGLOBBLE.com

"Loquat Rooftop is Kaplan at his best: Memories; images, figurative and literal; sights, sounds, smells, flavors, textures; humor and fun ... all in the form of a song. Randy is one of Brooklyn's hidden gems in the world of kids' music. Get to know him before he breaks out bigtime."
—Warren Truitt / KIDSMUSICTHATROCKS.com

"The songs of Randy Kaplan are surreal, familiar and fun. Deceptively folk and blues based children's songs, the tunes on "Loquat Rooftop" feature both adept finger-picking as well as lyrics that do not dumb down to his audience. That respect for storytelling and of kid's ability to "get it" is what makes Kaplan's music powerful and fun. It is in the tradition of folkies like Guthrie and Seeger, who spoke truth to power but also wrote songs for kids that let them in on the truth too."
—Mike Wood / MUSICEMISSIONS.com

credits

released April 10, 2008

Personnel
Randy Kaplan: Acoustic Guitar, Vocals, Harmonica
Mike West: Banjo, Mandolin, Slide Guitar, Electric Guitar, Nylon-String Guitar, Banjola, Vocals
Katie Euliss: Upright Bass, Percussion, Vocals
Colin Mahoney: Drums, Percussion
Bradford Hoopes: Piano, Organ, Keyboards, Toy Piano, Melodica, Percussion
Tom Johnson: Trombone
Sadie Capps: Toy Toe Piano on "The Sour Song" and Fiddle on "Go Tell Aunt Rhody"
Vega West: Fiddle on "The Sour Song" and Vocals on "The Fire Engine" and "Go Tell Aunt Rhody"
Joseph Rumi Fiordaliso Riahi: Vocals on "Boogie Woogie Washer Woman"
Lydia Miller: Vocals on "The Fire Engine"
Arthur Mahoney: Vocals on "Go Tell Aunt Rhody"
Elliot Mahoney: Vocals on "Go Tell Aunt Rhody"
Choristers & Interjectors: Sadie Capps, Vega West, Addie Unekis, Benjamin Hoopes, Annelise Hoopes, Evelyn Heironimus Bishop, Joseph Wagner, Ruby Wagner, Lily Allen, Sam Allen, Henry Allen, Phoebe Jackson

Produced & Recorded by Mike West at 9th Ward Pickin’ Parlor in Lawrence, Kansas in August 2007 except "Boogie Woogie Washer Woman" recorded by Michelle Fiordaliso in Santa Monica in 2006.

Mixed and Mastered by Mike West in November, 2007.

Loquat Rooftop p2007 Yellow Thing Records & Books. Mazal Mazal, No Nothing, The Ladybug Without Spots, Washer Woman Preamble, Washer Woman Postamble, Loquat Rooftop, (Don’t Say) Anything at All, and Gotta Get Gone ©2007 by Randy Kaplan / Treeleigh Music (ASCAP); The Fire Engine by Randy Kaplan & Brian Schey / Treeleigh Music (ASCAP); The Sour Song by Randy Kaplan & Gregg Rogen / Treeleigh Music (ASCAP); Clothes Dryer by Mike West / Hillbilly For Your Head (ASCAP) / (Laundry Camp Prelude by RK); Sweetie Pie Honeycake by Dale Kaplan; Good Morning Blues by Huddie Ledbetter, Alan Lomax, & John Lomax / Folkways Music Publishers, Inc. (BMI); Move It On Over by Hank Williams / SONY/ATV ACUFF ROSE MUSIC (BMI); Tomorrow by Charles Strouse & Martin Charnin / Edwin H. Morris & Co. & Charles Strouse Publishing (ASCAP); Charlie Brown by Jerry Leiber & Mike Stoller / Sony/ATV Tunes LLC (ASCAP); Boogie Woogie Washer Woman and Go Tell Aunt Rhody - Traditional

Colorings In/Art Direction: Michelle Fiordaliso
Photos of Randy & Tess: Michelle Fiordaliso
Graphics: Nancy Nazarian
Drawings: Randy Kaplan

Mike’s banjola made by Edward Victor Dick / www.evd303.com

Special thanks to Judith & Marvin Milich

Thanks to Mike, Katie, Sadie, Vega, & Julian; Scott Bernstein; Michelle & Joe; Ryan Thornton; Jody Burr & the Wee Scotsman; David Ondrick; all ye Beansprouts & Special Sprouts; Deirdre & The Perch Cafe crowd; Susan Fox & Park Slope Parents (dot com); Julie Meyer; Jennifer Gilson & The Living Room; Liz Joyce, Julianna Nash, & Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre; Byron, Trish, Jeannine, et al. at The Treehouse Social Club; Julie May; Krista Rauschenberg; Buket & Yagmur; Toby Pannone, Mooki, Stephen, & Yoni; Adam & Nancy; Adam & Kim; Nina Shreiber; Jerry Meadors; Risa & David Miller; Graham & Alice; Erik & Max; Arnold, Petra, & Noah; Lisa Miller; Greeny & Dicken; BAX; Virginia Halfwolf; the Park Slope community; my family & my friends.

Loquat Rooftop is dedicated to Owen Urschel Lane – a good friend who believed I was born in Alabama and raised in Tennessee.

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Randy Kaplan Detroit, Michigan

ADULTS: Nashville Blues & Roots Alliance calls Randy “a master of old-time, Delta-influenced guitar,” and the Smoky Mountain Blues Society says he’s “an absolute ace guitarist, picker, and ragtime player.”

KIDS: Randy's blend of American Roots Music and Comedic Storytelling has inspired the likes of NPR and PEOPLE magazine to name Randy one of the nation’s top family entertainers.
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